A porn parody of Comedy Central’s South Park is on the way from director Will Ryder, who promises four main ingredients when his movie from X-Play hits stores in January 2013. “Boobs, broads, banging and bewilderment will be in full bloom as Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny get a first-class sexual education that will knock their teeth out,” Ryder stated. Featured in the parody are performers Allison Moore, Katie Summers, Liv Aguilera, Aria Austin, Amanda Blow, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Pistol, Dane Cross, Kevin Wang and Kyle Stone.