Million Gangbang Set for Saturday

According to John T. Bone, Deelicious Milano has been working on her zen for the Million Man Gang Bang set for Saturday at the Cream Entertainment Group Studios. "Deelicious is here working out," Bone said. "She's doing the crew today to get relaxed and in the mood. She did about 15 guys Friday morning. We have had word that the buses are in Nevada right now. We've been tracking them since they left Washington, and we expect a good turnout tomorrow. We're building the stands right now. But we're a little concerned that the Dodger Dogs might not make it."

Bone: "I think the thing that's going to be a little more interesting for the participants, unlike the copycat 'bangs where you're trying to fake some incredible number, is that they're going to get to really fuck her. It's not fake. It's not show your penis, get back in line. Every guy gets to fuck her, comes and goes home. It's going to be a real gangbang. And of course there will be a million guys there."

G. Ross: "Do the math."

Bone: "We did that already....We weren't counting weekends and jail time so it was a little longer, but I think four hours should cover it."

G. Ross: "You're using the New Math, of course."

Bone: "And a lot of mirrors. This is Hollywood, baby, you can do anything. Remember the work of Alexander Korda? He used to make huge crowd scenes out of 25 people. We're taking a page out of his book tomorrow. But I'll tell you one thing, Deelicious is real quiet today. Real quiet. Real subdued."

G. Ross: "Don't let her anywhere near a bus."

Bone: "A bus?"

G. Ross: "She might be on one, outta here."

All kidding aside, the one strict stipulation is that current tests can be dated no earlier than 3/22/2000. "We're dealing with the general public," Bone explained. "We're dealing with brand new people that have to have had a test in the last week."