Crescendo 2012

Released: Jul 11th, 2007
Running Time: 90 Min.
Director: David Stanley
Cast: Chris Cannon, Jayna Oso, Barrett Blade, Lily Paige, Jenaveve Jolie, Ariel X., Randy Spears, Vanessa Monet, Kirsten Price
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

2012: It's a world where cell phones have been banned for causing telepathy and driving almost everyone crazy; the San Andreas Fault has finally plunged the West Coast into the ocean, a talking dolphin (Mr. Smartypants?) has been elected President, and some ancient Mayan prophecy says the world will end that night. What better excuse for Kirsten Price and Randy Spears to throw an orgy?

But what could have been an imaginative take-off on Larry Niven's "Inconstant Moon" turns out to be mainly a plot-lite group session. Vanessa Monet does a long cowgirl bounce on Chris Cannon while blowing Eric Masterson. Randy gets double-teamed by Jayna Oso and Jenaveve Jolie, who ride him cowgirl and let him cum on their feet. Kirsten gets spooned and dogged by Barrett Blade. And, of course, Kirsten and Randy wind up in bed for cowgirl, weird side-saddle and other stuff apparently too shocking to show until the world ends ... but in a good way.

Retailing: Kirsten looking hot on the box should ensure sales.