Released: Jan 05th, 2011
Running Time: 120 Min.
Director: Nate Liquor
Company: Diabolic Video Productions
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies)
Cast: Dane Cross, Juelz Ventura, Jynx Maze, Ann Marie Rios, Brian Street Team, Anthony Rosano, Eric Masterson, Violet Monroe, Kimberly Kane, Ashli Orion, Bella Bauxx, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
Television's naughtiest sex addict just got a little sexier. Hank Moody can't keep his pants on literally through most of this hilariously wicked send-up of the hit show about a washed up writer whose libido gets in the way of his career. As if dealing with his teenage daughter and her friend blowing some guy in the next room weren't enough, Hank also has to put up with his ex-wife and her new boyfriend, not to mention his horny book agent who wants him to ghostwrite the memoir of a 25-year-old porn star. But when Hank goes to the porn star's party, the "meet and greet" takes on a whole new meaning, and Hank finds himself taking the job along with the perks.
If there ever was a TV show that’s ripe for the porn parody treatment, it’s Showtime’s sexually explicit Californication, in which narcissistic yet endearing sex-crazed writer Hank Moody finds himself in all kinds of sticky situations while he chases pussy all over Los Angeles much to the detriment of his career and family.
In the triple-X version, Hank is hired by his agent to ghostwrite the memoir of a 25-year-old porn star (Dane Cross) with whom Hank is clearly not impressed.
After getting his dick sucked by one of his floozies, Hank hightails it out of there with no pants because he’s late to meet with his ex-wife (Kimberly Kane) and her new boyfriend (Mark Wood). While the grownups dicuss their problematic daughter (Ashli Orion), she’s upstairs with her BFF sucking her boyfriend’s dick. She gets caught red-handed, but not before getting thoroughly fucked.
The movie’s best sex action comes when Hank visits the porn star whose book he’s supposed to write. Attempting to convince Hank to take the job, Cross excuses himself to have a threesome with Jynx Maze and Violet Monroe. It’s a deliciously dirty scene with plenty of A2M and A2OGM.
In the end, a nice piece of pussy is enough sway Hank. Wandering around the loft, he stumbles upon a fetching, tattooed Juelz Ventura. Hank’s acerbic wit easily gets him into Julez’s pants—or lack thereof—and the best footage comes in cowgirl with Juelz’s juicy pussy tightly gripping his dick.