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This Isn't UFC: Ultimate Fucking Championship

Released: Jan 17th, 2011
Running Time: 139 min.
Director: Uncredited
Company: Devil's Film
DVD Extras: Cumshot Recap, Music-Free Option, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Marco Banderas, Otto Bauer, Audrey Hollander, Talon (I), Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Marco Rivera, Alexis Grace, Tristyn Kennedy
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Parody

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SYNOPSIS

When trash talking gets so intense it turns into physical confrontations, these couples put their bodies where their mouths are for bragging rights to be called "The Ultimate Fuckers." In the ring their sexual prowess is judged to determine who will be the Ultimate Fucking Champions.

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Critical Rating: AAAA

Three couples will compete in the XXX version of the UFC, where the initials MMA could stand for “mixed marital arts.” Little do they know, as they gather in the house where they’ll stay during the contest, that they will face a sexual performer with the formidable skills of Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell.

We’re talking about Audrey Hollander, a mild-mannered redhead whose capacity for punishing penetration defies the rational brain. So it’ll hardly surprise veteran porn fans to reveal that she and popshot phenom Marco Banderas smoke the official competition.

Before Hollander’s opponents know what they’re up against, the two relative newbies fuck with abandon in the UFC cage, trying to impress the judges. Paired with Marco Rivera in the cage, Alexis Grace goes for the deep throat, then emotes and gyrates beautifully during cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, and endures plenty of spanking and pussy gaping. In the end, the crowd cries for a facial.

Tristyn Kennedy and Talon take things up a notch, finishing off their rounds of oral, mish, reverse cowgirl, doggie and more by standing up to fuck right in front of the judges as Kennedy clings to the chain link fence.

Miffed by some dissing she’s taken from Grace and Kennedy, Hollander comes out swinging. After blowing Banderas, she recruits an audience member: Otto Bauer (her real-life mate). Two dicks in her mouth at once, she stares fiercely at the camera. After that it’s a free-for-all, with Bauer and Banderas poking every hole, flipping Hollander around like a rag doll. Of course there’s a d.p., but Hollander also throws in double pussy penetration and double ass penetration. When they both cum on her mouth, the crowd cheers, almost as exhausted as Hollander.

Game over? Not quite. As Hollander savors her victory, she hears host Alexis Texas complaining to co-host Rocco Reed about the lackluster action. Naturally, Hollander demands that Texas show her stuff ... and that stuff is, of course, great. But if you’re talking ultimate fucking, doesn’t a threesome—especially with a freak like Hollander—beat a twosome every time?

 



 

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Devil's Film
Marco Banderas
Otto Bauer
Audrey Hollander
Talon (I)
Alexis Texas
Rocco Reed
Marco Rivera
Alexis Grace
Tristyn Kennedy
Uncredited

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