Released: Jan 31st, 2011
Running Time: 115 Min.
Director: Axel Braun
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Ben English, Ryan Driller, Andy San Dimas, Kristina Rose, Alexis Texas, James Deen, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, Alec Knight, Dick Chibbles, Lexi Belle, Zoe Voss
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
A doomed airliner heads nose-down to the earth. Until a mild mannered Clark Kent quietly pushes past the mayhem to the back of the plane, tears off his business suit and becomes Superman, holding the plane aloft by its damaged wing and safely escorting it back to the ground. It's Vivid's latest superhero spectacular, Superman XXX: A Porn Parody! With all the adventure and excitement you always enjoyed, and all the sex you ever imagined. With the hottest Lois Lane ever, doing things Lois never dreamed of, and villains like Alexis Texas and Zoe Voss at every turn! With the crime-fighting only stopping for three-ways, anals and pounding galore! It's the hit-making team who brought you the biggest parody of 2010, taking on the man of steel and his tool of steel in Superman XXX: A Porn Parody!
Axel Braun's latest addition to the Vivid XXX Superheroes imprint is essentially a mash-up of the first two Christopher Reeve Superman movies, and right off the bat, we find out why Big Blue has to save an airliner from crashing: Pilots Evan Stone and Alec Knight are so busy getting pleasured by flight attendant Lexi Belle that nobody's flying the plane. Look for the blonde beauty to ride Evan's cock, then get mished in Evan's pilot's chair by both he and Alec. Evan tries to get back to flying while Lexi cowgirls Alec, but he's too distracted, and as the pair cum in Lexi's mouth, lightning strikes one of the engines, forcing star Ryan Driller to escape from the cabin secretly and guide the plane gently to its landing strip.
Co-scripters Axel Braun and Marc Star don't miss a trick in parodying the Superman legend. For instance, upon hearing the news that Luthor (Eric Masterson) has shot a missile at Metropolis, Ryan feigns nausea to coworker Lois Lane (Andy San Dimas) and heads for the janitor's closet to change into his supersuit—only to find Jimmy Olsen (James Deen) already in there, getting a b.j. from receptionist Kristina Rose. So Ryan just ducks behind her desk to change, and flies off to intercept the missile. Not knowing the city's been saved, however, Kristina continues orally pleasuring James, then spreads for horsie against the shelf unit, doggie on the floor (after a nice rimjob by James), some spoon, and a splooge to her face.
Of course, villains have needs as well, and Alexis Texas as Eric's girlfriend calms him down by releasing his schlong from its herringbone hiding place and applying her mouth to it. Before long, they're both undressed and he's doggie-pounding her on the couch. His wig slips off as they change to reverse cowgirl; a slight shift produces spoon, then regular cowgirl before he coats her tongue with his semen.
The three Kryptonian supervillains (Ben English, Zoe Voss, Dick Chibbles) show up and take the Daily Planet (and Andy) hostage, forcing her to suck the two guys' cocks as Zoe guides her head. But Zoe quickly gets into the action, stripping down and fingering Andy's pussy to orgasm as she continues to suck the guys until they plaster her tits with the white stuff.
Ryan shows up and defeats the three, then handily produces a baby-wipe to clean the cum off Andy's tits. Later, he shows up on Andy's terrace for the inevitable interview, during which he shows he can see her panties (and shaved bush), but before the talk-talk, he takes her flying with him ... and, of course, she fucks him. Look for decently hot doggie, with Andy's enjoyment increasing in intensity through spoon, cowgirl and mish, followed by her relishing the taste of his super-sperm.
Eric spies on Andy as she stands naked on her terrace, but his plans for her will have to wait for the sequel.