Released: Feb 03rd, 2011
Running Time: 128 Min.
Director: Nate Liquor
Company: Diabolic Video Productions
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Darla Crane, Lee Stone, Daisy Cruz, Ann Marie Rios, Bill Bailey, Mark Wood, Tori Lux, Tommy Gunn, Ash Hollywood
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Parody - Drama
SAMCRO is about to be fully exposed! But not by the ATF ... Diabolic's Official Sons of Anarchy Parody features the gang's peace keeper, Jax, at the local porn studio responding to complaints from the school next door of loud, obscene shouting. But when Jax arrives, the police chief is already getting his night stick oiled by a new starlet, leaving Opie's girl Lyla looking for some manly protection, which Jax is more than happy to provide. Meanwhile Gemma's dropping to her knees to ease Clay's stress about the whole bike gang being out on an actual charity run, while Agent Stahl's found a stoolie in Tig, who will only wear a wire if he can launch a pussy investigation of his own! If you thought you knew everything that goes on in Charming, California, think again!
There’s one motorcycle in this parody based on the FX television series about a motorcycle gang. Poor sound dubbing and an absolutely shitty script adds to the feeling of disregard for things.
SAMCRO patriarch Lee Stone gets blown by mama Darla Crane before fucking her on the clubhouse’s pool table as a distraction from his worldly troubles. Stone’s stepson, played by Bill Bailey and a really cheap blonde wig, calls his doctor girlfriend Daisy Cruz when he trips over a barstool at the club, and the tattooed angel of mercy cares for all his needs.
Former Metro contract performer Ann Marie Rios plays a corrupt ATF agent who gets fucked by Tommy Gunn so he’ll wear a wire to record SAMCRO doings. (The agent is a blonde lesbian in the show—hard to believe they couldn’t find one of those to use in this production.) Police chief Mark Wood handles a noise complaint about the club’s porn studio by having anal sex with performer Tori Lux.