Released: Feb 03rd, 2011
Running Time: 132 Min.
Director: Miles Long
Company: Third Degree Films
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Mark Wood, Michael Vegas, John Strong, Alexis Texas, Lizz Tayler, Diamond Foxxx, Mr. Pete, Brooklyn Lee, Anthony Rosano, Gracie Glam, Tegan Summers
Non-sex Roles: Jack Cannon, Ron Jeremy, Chad Diamond, Lucy Blaze
Critical Rating: AAA
AVN Award-winning and Hall of Fame director Miles Long brings you America's premier game show like you've never seen it before: too hot for TV! This XXX version stars Alexis Texas as a model who opens a lot more than just her briefcase! She's part of the "deal," along with a hilarious cast of horny contestants that can barely grasp the rules of play (including a surprise cameo by Ron Jeremy!), but end up getting down and dirty with every move—even the Banker gets blown! And just when you thought you'd seen it all, germaphobe Howie himself is forced to do the nasty without a full body condom!
This parody of the internationally popular game show purports to take place in Canada, where television is less censored. Uh huh. Regardless, Michael Vegas gives a great performance as show host Howie Mandel minus the OCD tendencies. The proceedings are mildly goofy—a random pirate, Ron Jeremy in a diaper—but it’s not all of what it could be, heat-wise.
The lighting leaves the performers looking jaundiced, which is really too bad considering the quality of the players. MILF supreme/stalker Diamond Foxxx goes after Vegas with her mouth and twat. Mark Wood takes Alexis Texas’ snatch instead of a million dollars. John Strong fucks Brooklyn Lee’s poop chute as well as he’s ever plowed any woman’s, sprawling her across a stained gray comforter to get the job done. AVN’s Best New Starlet Gracie Glam sucks and fucks inexplicably naked banker Mr. Pete’s cock to get him to raise the offer, and it’s the hottest scene in the movie, for sure.