Released: Mar 17th, 2011
Running Time: 117 Min.
Director: Lizzy Borden
Company: Tom Byron Pictures
Distribution Companies: Evolution Distribution
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies)
Cast: Tom Byron, Jennifer White, Britney Amber, Nika Noir, Rocco Reed, Evan Stone, McKenzie Lee, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano, Kaci Starr (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Have you ever wished for celebrity sex tapes from the Golden Age of cinema? Hollywood Icons Come to Life reveals the naughty trysts of your favorite movie personalities. Audrey, Elvis, Marilyn, Joltin' Joe, Chaplin, Cleopatra and Raquel leap off the silver screen in hot, steamy sex scenes. Grab the popcorn and enjoy these icons!
Director Lizzy Borden offers an erotic variant on Laguna Beach’s Pageant of the Masters, but instead of re-creating tableaux vivants of famous paintings, these porn pros reanimate famous images from pop culture.
Elvis, Marilyn, Charlie Chaplin, Cleopatra (the Liz Taylor version)—it’s a cute idea, but we’re talking about minimal costuming, no set design and a bare wisp of a prelude before the hardcore action. Pop-culture buffs will be left wanting a little more.
As far as the sex goes, it’s all decent. Big-boob fans will appreciate appropriately cast Britney Amber (Marilyn Monroe opposite Rocco Reed as Joe DiMaggio) and Nika Noir (a lovely Raquel Welch with Tommy Gunn in a One Million B.C. tribute). And there’s McKenzie Lee, who, despite her incongruous rack, does resemble the stick-thin Audrey Hepburn as she trysts with Elvis in a Holly Golightly getup.
Tom Byron and Kaci Starr bring a bit more ambition to their vignette, playing around with silent-movie slapstick as two Chaplinesque Little Tramps. And Jennifer White and Evan Stone ramp up the heat considerably. It’s not their silly faux Egyptian garb; it the sight of White’s adorable pink nipples getting hard as Stone furiously licks her clit and fingers her—a most convincing tableau of sexual arousal.