Released: Nov 13th, 2007
Running Time: 156 Min.
Director: Chris Streams
Company: Third Degree Films
Cast: Michael Stefano, Monica Mattos, David Perry, Steve Holmes (I), Erik Everhard, Samilla Hall, Delete Me 2, Yasmin Vianna, Maya Hills
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Sureshot shooter Chris Streams welcomes all lovers of porn back to the upper classes of smut with the fifth installment in his killer anal series, Up’r Class. The title could be a double entendre reference to a number of the series’ higher principles: a dream cast, amazing chemistry, or its portrayal of the glamorous life as a series of anal-heavy intrusions (Who would have known the bourgeois loved so much butt sex?).
Maya Hills and Erik Everhard open the movie with - what anybody who knows anything about porno would imagine from these two performers - a scorching ass-stretcher.
The beautiful Bobbi Star squeals for pleasure as she has her backside absolutely owned. Michael Stefano slowly finger-probes Star’s dark star while he fucks her doggie; giving the leggy brunette hottie a little taste of the anal pleasures to come. As the scene proves, Star is not afraid to valiantly go from mud flap probing, to deep throat sucking.
Samilla Hall does more anal positions than porn junkies can count on the one hand with which their "admiring” her.
The real treasure here is Brazilian beauty Monica Mattos, who gets ravaged by both David Perry and Steve Holmes. Mattos gets fucked while another porno featuring her getting fucked is playing in the background. Trippy. The South American starlet definitely knows the international language; she screams out, "Fuck my ass,” several times in English during the scorching three-way.
Streams will have difficulty doing wrong if he keeps nabbing beautiful women that are willing to take dick in all of their holes and then swallow every ounce of resulting sperm that’s shot towards their facial region.
Pre-noms: Best Anal-Themed Series, Best Threeway Sex Scene (Monica Mattos, David Perry, Steve Holmes), Female Foreign Performer of the Year (Monica Mattos).
Retailing: The anal kingdom shall surely be ruled by Streams and his trusty flock of butt sex craving whores.