Released: Mar 09th, 2011
Running Time: 120 Min.
Director: Max Cool
Company: Bluebird Films
DVD Extras: Cumshot Recap, Trailer(s)
Cast: Steve Hooper, Kat Lee, Kit Lee, Jodie James (I), Stacey Saran, Keni Styles, Savannah Gold, Rebecca Smyth, Elizabeth Lawrence, Francesca, Laura Lyon, Diana Gold, Sonny (I), James Pascal
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Foreign Feature
Jamie's cafe venture wasn't the dream she'd hoped. Pole dancing in the cafe she once owned, her luck seems to turn when her old boyfriend shows up and proposes. Watch this strange and sensual tale with a fortune-telling Gypsy, stag parties, a blood wedding and dueling suitors. A sexual adventure to remember...
There’s not a lot of sense made in this supposed feature from Bluebird Films, but we can safely say that in the British production, big-titted blonde Savannah Gold marries Steve Hooper to escape the horrors of working in a strip club.
Gold and Hooper have some fine bar countertop anal while strippers with genital piercings go lez on each other on stage. For some reason, Gold seeks the wisdom of big-boobed fortune teller Jodie James. Gold pays James for her soothsaying with pussy-munching instead of money. The use of a magical purple jelly dong? Vag magic!
Gold decides to make money for her wedding gown washing cars in fishnet tops and fucking and sucking their female and male occupants. Her bachelorette party at The Pink Cockatoo involves getting laid by the male strippers while her friends Kit and Kat Lee assist with champagne and group lovin’. There’s an inexplicable duel that results in Gold getting fucked outdoors on a Persian rug. Two possessed bridesmaids create a group scene with Gold, Hooper and a minister all getting it on in a church, and a mob kidnapping means Gold is single and getting fucked on the side of the road. Uh, hooray?