Released: Apr 18th, 2011
Running Time: 105 Min.
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Powersville, Inc.
Distribution Companies: JM Productions
DVD Extras: Bonus Scenes
Cast: Kacey Jordan, Hollie Stevens, Victoria White, Evan Stone, Vicki Chase, Jay Rock, Jamey Janes
Non-sex Roles: Jay Rock, Yuri (V), Chad Diamond
Critical Rating: AAA
"Why Porn Stars? DUH! 'Cause they're the best at what they do and I am the best at what I do ... and together, IT'S ON!"
We caught most of the cast of Charlie's Porno Adventure visiting the Dr. Susan Block Show back in May, and frankly, they were quite a bit more interesting live and even quite a bit sexier there than they are in this movie.
Of course, one always has to admire Evan Stone, a natural comedian who can take just about any role and give it a decent comic spin—and sending up Hollywood's most recent famous disaster, Charlie Sheen, proves to be almost second nature for Stone. After all, acting outrageous, snorting a lot of "cocaine" and "penis pills" and romping with beautiful porn babes—including one, Kacey Jordan, who actually did fuck Sheen—should have been incredibly funny.
Trouble is, what's on the screen is nearly as chaotic as Sheen's real life is reported to be, and that doesn't make for a particularly sexy movie. Though there are six scenes, five of them featuring Stone, none of them quite make the grade when it comes to raising trouser tents.
Best of show is Evan with Victoria White, which begins with her soloing a bit, then essays just about all the usual sexual positions (minus anal, of course) plus some rimming before she takes his spew on her tongue.
Somewhat better, however, is the girl/girler between Vicki Chase and Jamey Janes, where the two strip and attack each other's pussies ... until Evan tries to join in the action.