Released: Apr 19th, 2011
Running Time: 144 Min.
Director: Evan Stone
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurettes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Randy Spears, Samantha Saint, Loni Evans, Bill Bailey, Amia Miley, Diamond Kitty, Briana Banks, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone, Tegan Summers
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
We search everything ... for your safety! Your cock is their priority! This is one TSA line where you will want to option for a physical check and pass on the scanner! You'll be scanned by sexy inspectors who want to poke and grope you. There's also security with raging hard peckers who show the ladies passing through who the real boss is.
With TSA: Your Ass Is in Our Hands, Evan Stone proves that he's almost as talented a director as he is an actor ... but at least, with him directing, if he gives a performance that goes over the top, he only has himself to blame.
Evan is reasonably restrained here, actually, as one of the heads of a local airport's stop-and-friskers (the other being Randy Spears), and he also leads off the movie with a decently hot bathroom scene with Diamond Kitty. The two are so into each other that they tear their clothes off before trying 69 and reverse cowgirl on the floor, face-to-face coupling while standing—her raised leg lets us see it all—doggie and mish on the toilet, some between-the-tits action, and finally, a splooge to her bellybutton.
Each of the following scenes also has its moments, with screener Loni Evans taking Briana Banks in the back room for tit- and pussy-licking and a bit of vibe action; Teagan Summers riding Randy Spears' cock in lotus position after a long mish screw; Bill Bailey finding (and fondling) Samantha Saint's labia jewelry; and Amia Miley stripping Jack Lawrence and fucking him every which way on the exam table. It's all good ... if not great.