Released: Jun 02nd, 2011
Running Time: 143 Min.
Directors: Lee Roy Myers, Ronald Raygun
Company: Goodnight Media
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Diamond Foxxx, Rocco Reed, Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Tori Black, Alec Knight, Tommy Gunn, Jenna Brooks, Anthony Rosano, Phoenix Marie
Critical Rating: AAAA
The greatest porn in U.S. history! Here Cums the President is a historically accurate movie parodying the sexual deviance of some of the most well-known Presidents of the United States of America. Hail to the chiefs and their horny terms in office. Washington, FDR, LBJ, Kennedy, Nixon, and Clinton sex up the White House with the hottest mistresses to ever hide under the desk in the Oval Office. Here Cums the President will have you saying "me likey like Ikey!"
AVN Male Performer of the Year Evan Stone appears in a non-sex role in this excellent, costumed out vignette release centering upon a presidential theme. Leaving out our current president for whatever reason, directors Lee Roy Myers and Ronald Raygun have Stone introduce various erotically charged interpretations of women hailing the chief … with their holes.
Mr. Pete plays a young George Washington using his wood to chop orgasms out of Cherry, the local hottie—played by Tori Black. The anal is top-notch and very, very hot. Black looks gorgeous here and the chemistry between the two is undeniable. Phoenix Marie is Lucy Mercer, slutty secretary to an unseen Eleanor Roosevelt, and Tommy Gunn enjoys his FDR role, even while wearing a condom during the anal.
Latina Kristina Rose plays a Chinese masseuse who seduces Anthony Rosano’s especially adept Richard Nixon. Lisa Ann plays a MILF Monica Lewinsky to James Deen’s pussy-reaming Bill Clinton. Rocco Reed affects an OK Bostonian accent for his JFK turn, while Diamond Foxxx is the MILF Marilyn Monroe of our dreams—a Marilyn Monroe who handily gets her ass fucked by Reed’s condom-clad cock and didn’t O.D. on her bedroom floor. Sigh.