After sitting through seven minutes of unavoidable 800-number ads (thanks guys!), host Mark Man yaks it up. That's the writer in him - making a simple WTW'er into an unnecessary wordfest. Next, viewers are treated to the "appetizers" on his buffet line: i.e. a hardcore recap of encounters yet to be seen! Talk about spoilers.

When Markman stops dicking around, the action is whackable, though unremarkable. More assertive male performers would've brought out the best of his Asian eye candy. Stone's sushi-eating scenario (off Keeani Lei's belly) proves to be an exception to the rule. Making a recurring appearance, Markman's director bio might amuse neophyte viewers.

Retailing: Added value bonus material.