Released: Oct 13th, 2011
Running Time: 149 Min.
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Smash Pictures
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies)
Cast: Sarah Vandella, Katie St. Ives, Anthony Rosano, Jack Lawrence, Bill Bailey, Sasha Knox, Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Swallow, Eric Swiss, April O'Neil
Critical Rating: AAAA
A romantically unattached woman, Annie (Lexi Swallow), fears she is losing her BFF, Lillian (Sarah Vandella), when Lillian announces her engagement. To make matters worse, Lillian has become very close to her boss's wife, the rich and sophisticated Helen (Katie St. Ives), who takes over control of all of the wedding plans after Annie's attempts fail miserably. The bridal group includes the promiscuous tomboy Megan (Sasha Knox), who propositions every man she meets, the new bride Beca (April O'Neil), who experiences her first lesbian experience with Lillian's cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter). After Annie discovers Helen is also fucking her pseudo boyfriend, she seeks comfort from the cock of a friendly Irish cop who pulled her over thinking she was drunk.
Paul Feig’s comedy Bridesmaids has been hailed as the funniest movie of the year. Smash Pictures, immediately recognizing the porn potential of the Kristen Wiig starrer, jumped right in to make the inevitable porn parody. Even director Feig blessed the project when he tweeted that he couldn’t be prouder that his film was getting a porn version.
The leading ladies of Jim Powers’ porntastic remake hit all the right notes, with Sasha Knox stealing the show as tomboy Megan. Bride Sarah Vandella and BFF Lexi Swallow play off each other nicely, hitting their punchlines and hamming it up for the camera. The movie is genuinely funny and the sex is hot.
Bridesmaid Katie St. Ives cheats on her hubby with man-whore Anthony Rosano, who is banging fellow bridesmaid Swallow. St. Ives gives this taboo encounter with Rosano her all, bouncing aggressively in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Blessed with a nice round ass and full, perky boobs, St. Ives looks good in any position. The doggie-style POV is particularly hot—with a thumb in her ass—and finishes with a frosty, thick cream pie to boot.
The group scenes really allow the girls to shine. When all the bridesmaids meet for the first time, hilarity is sure to ensue. From Knox’s monologue about fucking a group of Rastafarians on a cruise to St. Ives and Swallow one-upping each other during the toast, the jokes fly furiously. We also get to see the soon-to-be newlyweds steal away from the guests to bone.
The movie’s funniest scene comes while all the bridesmaids try on dresses for the wedding, no doubt inspired by the mainstream movie’s scatalogical humor.
After the bridesmaids get kicked off the plane headed to the bachelorette party, Kagney Linn Karter and April O’Neil hook up for some extended pussy-licking. April on all fours as Kags takes a vibe to her clit while licking her butthole from behind is fantastic footage.
All’s well that ends well, and while getting there wasn’t conventional, we can only hope the new couple ends up happily ever after.