Released: Sep 29th, 2011
Running Time: 190 Min.
Director: John Leslie
Company: John Leslie Productions
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel
DVD Extras: Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Mark Ashley, Rocco Reed, Chanel Preston, Tasha Reign, Candy Manson, Jada Stevens, Katie Jordin, Christian (I) (TS-friendly performer), Jenna Presley, Ally Kay, Sheena Ryder, Mark Wood, Toni Ribas, Bill Bailey, Bruce Venture
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: All-Sex, Mixed Format
Director John Leslie's posthumous What the Fuck! Big Tits, Bitches & Ass is subtitled, "I Must Be In Heaven"—a fitting epigraph from a legendary pornographer who brought sexual artistry to so many. But John's last film is no somber requiem—it's a hot celebration of lust that features all the trademark Leslie stylistic quirks his fans have come to love. It's also a snapshot in time, showcasing a collection of the sexiest big-boobed bitches in the business, doing their finest work for the master! What the Fuck—a modern classic from the old school!
A busy director in the Evil Angel stable, the late John Leslie left behind plenty of grade-A porn when he died last December, and some delectable bits have been assembled here. The result is a happy hodgepodge.
You got your big-tit scenes, with Jenna Presley and Tasha Reign jiggling into lingerie to meet Mark Ashley, who gets smothered between their racks, and melon-mammed Candy Manson, who does a dynamite striptease for Bill Bailey.
Ass lovers get shapely Jada Stevens, who’s giving a webcam show in a sexy baseball uniform but drops the virtual sex show for the real deal with Mark Wood and Toni Ribas. An enthusiastic anal whore, she takes them on until they each cum on her cheeks.
Two scenes are vignettes of sorts. Ally Kay plays a therapist helping Bruce Venture get over his big ass fixation. And Chanel Preston is a call girl who arrives on Christian’s doorstep for a little fetishistic fun; he answers the door carrying a double-sided dildo. Preston is, as always, an active rider who looks amazing when riding cowgirl.
All the scenes are solid, but Preston’s scene and a threesome with Sheen Ryder, Katie Jordin and Rocco Reed are the most fun. In the latter, “The Vouyer” himself (Leslie) makes an appearance of sorts, muttering in the background as Ryder humps the couch armrest, then slowly removes her cheetah-patterned leggings. Leslie gets in a couple of swats before Jordin comes over to feed Ryder a purple jelly dong attached to a red strap-on, most of her body concealed by a solid black catsuit with openings at the crotch, sides of the thighs and the butt cheeks. Then Rocco Reed comes in, fucking Jordin while she continues to impale Ryder. Best visual: the two women back to back on either side of Reed, encasing his cock between their cheeks. Finally Jordin gets out of the catsuit, the better for both women to look more like twins as they lie side by side with Reed whipping his dick in and out of each one before coming on Ryder’s rump.
In all, it’s a very fond farewell. At the end there’s this message: “Special thanks to all of John’s fans … he did his best for you. The kitchen is closed.”