Released: Nov 01st, 2011
Running Time: 227 Min.
Company: Reality Kings
Distribution Companies: Pulse
DVD Extras: Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Judy (I), Madyson, Melanie (III) (Hungarian), The Captain, Sandi, Shelly (V), Jessica Stone, Others
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Oceans of ass fucking! Booty on board! Ass fucked at sea! 100% anal!
It’s never OK to say that your title is “100% Anal” on the cover and then include plenty of footage of ladies getting fucked in the pussy. That being said, the premiere edition of this new Reality Kings series is strictly average at best, and it features an older performer known as The Captain who picks up new performers in Florida before getting them on his boat to get what he can from them. There’s terrible audio throughout—one scene is almost in mono, another has inaudible tease due to the wind—and nothing sex-wise is really all that engaging.
The Captain, who looks old enough to be the creepy stepfather to these chicks, gets Shelly to blow him before she does condom vag and, very briefly, some condom anal. The anal looks painful, with Shelly pushing the guy away at one point before taking a facial and getting thrown overboard. Redhead Madyson gets rubbed down with baby oil by The Captain before she blows him and does a less painful-looking scene.
Jessica Stone gets rubbed down with oil, too—and these rubdowns are short and done strictly for The Captain’s amusement, they aren’t shown off for the viewer at all—before getting to blow the man and receive anal on the bow. She also gets thrown over, wearing nothing but a life preserver. Judy, a tiny blonde, has a big tribal lower back tattoo and delivers the best effort of the lot.