Whether these bored British housewives are to be pitied or envied is a matter of perspective. They each apparently have loveless, sexless marriages - but at least their husbands leave them alone and provide them with enough cash to indulge in the professional pleasures of male escorts Vinny and Tony.

Francesca greets the boys in her back yard and then ushers them into a side room where her soccer obsessed husband won't hear them give her a d.p. and cum between her comely boobs. Linda is a repeat customer who has the same patterned comforter and the same escorts on her couch that Francesca had on her bed.

Donna might not even be a client, the way Tony knocks on her door and Vinny looks surprised to see him when he walks into the room. Chrissy orders in while plunging her depths with a vibrator on a stick, and then the boys take over, giving her ass and pussy both a good workout.

Retailing: Threeway bang-age for the no-frills MILF lover.