Released: Jan 01st, 2007
Running Time: 103
Director: Alessandro del Mar
Company: Private U.S.A.
Cast: Jamie Brooks, Justine Ashley, Sharka Blue, Katy Caro, Jemstone, Diana Gold, Diether von Stein, Others, George Uhl
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Sitting in a puddle of one's own jizz after stroking to a porn movie can cause feelings of shame and emptiness. It's a condition the good folks at Private Video tackle head-on with each new release. Rather than shoot their videos in their mother's basement, Private takes viewers away from their reality to visit exotic, breathtaking locations that they may have only seen in an Indiana Jones movie.
The African island of Madagascar is the setting for this story. Sexy cocksucker Jamie Brooks, playing a Steve Irwin-esque (R.I.P.) TV host, provides many interesting facts about Madagascar. For example, Brooks informs us that Madagascar is the 3rd largest island in the world, behind Australia and Greenland, and has a population of 25 million people. Cynics will say it's just the tits, but Brooks makes learning fun!
International movie star Tony Willis joins Brooks on a quest to document Madagascar's last crocodile park. The crocs are real. But, it's man-eater Jemstone who swallows Willis whole. Utilizing her truly magnificent breasts and gift of gag, Jemstone woos Willis beachside. When Willis wakes up from a postcoital slumber, he discovers she has delivered him to a vengeful acquaintance from the past.
Although not integral to the plot, Sharka Blue and Katy Caro are every bit as compelling while having their colons twisted onboard a yacht out in the deep blue.
Thanks to Private, viewers can now learn fascinating facts and travel the world while masturbating safely at home. That beats the hell out of watching the Travel Channel or Animal Planet!
Pre-Nom: Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production, Sharka Blue, Katy Caro; Best Videography.
Retailing: Quality feature production.