Released: Feb 01st, 2007
Director: Jon White
Companies: Red Dragon Releasing, Peach DVD
Cast: Bridget Banks, Jennifer Lee, Ayanna, Carli Banks, Zoe Britton
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Alternative erotica can be many things; from highbrow art to lowbrow softcore porn. Opting for the latter, CelebriTease delivers on its promise, but not as much on its premise. The girlz are pretty, but the plot is toxically dumb; with acting chops that go right along with it.
In the topsy-curvy alternative world, lesbianship scores more points than thespianship. With that spirit we were generally able to ignore the "female-paparazzi-chasing-down-lipstick-dykes-in-a-bar" story per se and concentrate on the feast of female flesh. (Hetero sex doesn't appear to exist in this universe.)
About 75 percent of the time ,White directs his cast to break down that third wall and play directly to the viewer/camera. (For a feature, this approach is a tad disconcerting.) So, dancing to the beat of a different drum (machine), the babes drop their clothes almost as often as they drop their cues.
It may not be good filmmaking, but with a title like CelebriTease, we doubt that your customers will be expecting Spielberg.
Retailing: Pretty softcore girls in silly scenarios.