Released: Dec 23rd, 2011
Running Time: 233 Min.
Director: Jay Sin
Company: Jay Sin Video
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel
DVD Extras: Biography(ies), Cumshot Recap, Interviews, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Jayda Diamonde, Roxy Raye, Kinky Niky, Timo Hardy, Anita Hengher, Omar Galanti, Proxy Paige, Isabella Clark, Sean Michaels, Alysa Gap, Hotkinkyjo
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: Anal, Specialty
Specialty Type: Large Toys
In director Jay Sin's ass-packed two-disc butt bonanza "Anal Acrobats 7," his infamously extreme anal stunt work raises the rectal stakes for a perverse cast of sensuous asshole athletes.
Ringmaster Jay Sin has created for you the greatest show on earth. This isn’t just any visual candy, but a bag of Pop Rocks. This assemblage of sexual stuntwomen is beautifully selected, disguised in outfits and colors found only in dreams about sweet factories. Be prepared for your guts to drop down an elevator shaft when you behold the anal acrobatics in this treasure trove.
Ukrainian gape goddess Hotkinkyjo shows off her "musical ass." Her gape is effortless and endless. She’s tall, delicate, graceful, seductive, and has the most impressive anal capacity. How does she fit so many toys at once into her ass? She stuffs herself with dildos two feet long and a human cock at the same time, along with Jay Sin’s homemade rubber assortment of neon orbs and jelly sticks. Never before has a bell pepper been shoved whole inside of a gorgeous girl’s asshole, and shat back out, no hands, with a big wad of meat to follow.
It’s a tough act to follow, indeed. You may not immediately be over the shock of Hotkinkyjo getting her prolapse pumped, or that pound of ground sirloin stabbed with more cock, mini basketballs and jumbo carrots. Perhaps it’s fair to presume that the vegetables are strategically placed in order to stabilize your sugar shock for a few moments.
Midway into the movie comes the epic Russian fantasy. Their eyes full of enchantment, three maids undress from their traditional looking folk wear. They showcase their gape-abilities by anally ingesting buttplugs that resemble giant Fabergé eggs. The princesses are interrupted in their butthole ballet when Baltic sea monster Omar Galanti comes into the scene. His appallingly wide, humongous cock makes excellent gapes in this corsage of Slavic blossoms.
Along the way, you are drenched with Jayda Diamonde’s adorable smile, sweet baby voice and midwest accent. Not only are both of her holes flexible and willing, but she can do gymnastic tricks too, in pigtails, all the while taking Sean Michaels into her entire petite body. Then there’s Roxy Raye and Proxy Paige painting their holes blue in a swirl of lollipop shoving. Roxy ... damn, what an artist! Proxy is her canvas, as Roxy creates for us an opus on the Paige.
This is a highly sensual circus, despite the fact that it isn’t meant to be a "couples friendly" flick. Fuck that sensitive shit anyway. Sensuality can be a jolt of sound from a musical anus, squishing and popping inside out while ululating moans pierce through teeth and flaring nostrils. Texturally, you can roll around in this and never be bored. The girls slurp and slobber, tasting rim and cum, as they slide over each other’s oiled, smooth skin, competing over AstroTurf.
Jay Sin is a fucking artist. He paints flesh for fantasy, while maintaining the sexual standards that only a true freak can possess. None of the girls go halfway. There’s no way to fake the sheer physicality of putting an entire object up your ass, and shitting it back out. We call that being a generous performer, a real performer, and a true acrobat of the anal persuasion. That kind of risk makes us fall in love with each one of these girls, and thank them for giving us so much.