Released: Feb 14th, 2012
Running Time: 237 Min.
Company: Reality Kings
Distribution Companies: Pulse
DVD Extras: Fetish Menus, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Conny (I), Fabiane Aguiar, Charisma Cappelli, Helena Sweet, Amy Brooke, Shay Golden, Roxy (I), Others
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Two if by sea! Oceans of ass-fucking! Fuck my ass hard! Huge dicks and booty on board! Ass-fucked at sea! Mast-head! Rode hard and put away wet!
Sun shiny sun, sky blue sky, endless miles of wobbly ocean water, a comfy-enough yacht and sexy girls willing to take it in the ass. What’s not to like? Other than the Vonage theme song inspired soundtrack and a bad habit of tossing the girls overboard and motoring away after fucking them? Not much.
Roxy never does more than get naked and snuggle with the ladies, but she’s a pleasantly reoccurring character in this alternately Miami and Euro-set fuck fest. Charisma Cappelli’s experience with anal has been “eh,” but she seems to have a good time with a cock up her ass while on a boat. Shay Golden and Roxy seem smarter than their male hosts, but Golden gives it up once on the water anyway. Amy Brooke starts flashing in the SUV, but definitely puts out once in the marina.
In between these scenes, Conny struggles with her English but looks amazing in and out of her white leggings. Fabiane Aguiar’s bikini is yellow and her scene’s dialogue is temporarily obscured by blaring smooth jazz. But who listens to the dialogue, right? Helena Sweet takes a lot of anal pumping and seems unsure of the English language.