Released: Feb 29th, 2012
Running Time: 225 Min.
Company: Belladonna Entertainment
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel (EA) Productions
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Biography(ies), Cumshot Recap, Trailer(s)
Cast: Katsuni, Mark Wood, Belladonna, Mr. Pete
Critical Rating: AAAA
Director/performer Belladonna says, "This is my kind of instructional movie," and when the topic is sex, who better to do the instructing? The epic triple-DVD "Belladonna's How to: 'Fuck!'" presents hands-on, hardcore demonstrations, with side lessons covering everything from blowjobs to anal hygiene to nutrition tips. Along the way, the tattooed temptress engages her partners—French/Vietnamese porn favorite Katsuni, studs Mark Wood and Mr. Pete—in intimate interviews about the mechanics and philosophy of fucking. But nobody neglects the hot, dirty sex!
“Be yourself and take what you want from this movie.”
Belladonna gives the world this unpretentious guide to fucking and sucking like she does. It’s a very long DVD with almost a four-hour running time, unlike other instructional videos. In all of that time, there’s plenty to take notes on and bring into the bedroom. We also get to watch her make a smoothie and dance on silks like she did at the AVN Awards.
Belladonna advises taking one’s time when giving head and practicing giving head on a dildo if your skills aren’t up to par in the deep throat department. She and Mark Wood talk about fellatio likes and dislikes before she unleashes her mighty oral skills on him. She even lets him fuck her arches and vag as part of the play.
Sporting a crewcut, Belladonna walks around Sherman Oaks in boots before doing a foot fetish-heavy solo scene on Skype. Former Digital Playground contract girl Katsuni is Belladonna’s choice for the girl/girl part of the proceedings, and Katsuni confesses to not having much off-camera experience with girls. Not that helpful to lesbian newbies, but still hot stuff.
Belladonna shows how she gives herself an enema and gets her ass ready for Mr. Pete’s cock before their great anal scene. She gets off on Pete’s cock in her ass and he makes a determined, sincere effort to give the legend exactly what she wants. Pete advises that finesse is necessary in getting a girl to give her ass up that first time, and he expresses the importance of men having a good manicure—no woman wants a man with Howard Hughes’ talons touching her sweet bits.