Released: May 08th, 2012
Running Time: 78 Min.
Director: Axel Braun
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurettes, Interviews, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Barry Scott, Lexi Belle, Jay Crew, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, Jeremy Conway, Nicole Aniston
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: 3D, Parody - Comedy
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Okay; after Hustler's Avatar parodies, everyone should be used to seeing blue people having sex, so perhaps a send-up of one of the stupidest cartoons ever to grace a TV screen was inevitable ... but what the hell—anybody who doesn't get turned on by Lexi Belle and Charley Chase having sex, even if blue, might want to think about expanding their horizons.
As the story opens, Nicole Aniston is looking for a small pet to put in her purse, and who should pop onto her desk at Hustler magazine than Smurfs Lexi, Jay Crew and Jeremy Conway—whom she promptly hides from Evan Stone. But when Evan insists on checking out Nicole's hiding place, she seduces him for a couch bounce that includes 3D close-ups of b.j., spoon, reverse cowgirl, doggie, cowgirl and mish, with a splooge to her tits.
Of course, what would the Smurfs be without their nemesis Gargamel (Barry Scott), who creates fake Smurf Charley Chase for some deviltry. Charley transports herself to the human world, where she encounters the other blue folk and promptly succumbs to Jay's and Jeremy's charms. We're hoping the blue dye on those penises is non-toxic, since Charley almost sucks the color off of them before sitting on Jay's face while she continues to suck Jeremy. Charley replaces Jay's face with his cock, but soon replaces Jay with Jeremy, who fucks her doggie-style as she continues to stroke Jay. Charley mounts Jeremy for cowgirl, but in short order, she's got both guys so worked up they splooge in her mouth and on her tits.
Hustler photog Bill Diehl invites Lexi to model for the magazine, but when Charley shows up, he offers to double the million-dollar fee for some blue-girl-on-blue-girl action. The gals are happy to oblige, though Lexi experiences an unaccustomed orgasm as Charley plays with her clit. The blue rubs off pretty quickly as the gals rub each other's tits and tongue and finger each other's pussies, before each discovers her own blue dildo and uses it to the best advantage.
Charley turns Lexi over to Barry as his pleasure slave, and within moments, she's sucking his dick. Horsie follows, then reverse cowgirl, which actually seems to get Lexi off—and her hip rotations look just as good in blue as in fleshtone. Regular cowgirl comes next (as well as a peek at Lexi's blue asshole), then spoon before he pops on her chest—and it turns out that Jay and Jeremy have captured it all on their cameraphone.
But while all the sex is good, what puts this disc into AAAA territory is the excellent 3D work. Sure, just about all of it was shot on green-screen, but it's done so well that you'll actually believe there are tiny women walking under chairs and around statues—and fucking on the corner of giant desks. So if you can stand the crappy music and the occasional lapse into "Smurf language" (don't ask), the reward is good sex and great special effects—so why not give this one a try?