Released: May 24th, 2012
Running Time: 115 Min.
Director: Seymore Butts
Company: Seymore Butts' Home Movies
Distribution Companies: Pure Play Media
DVD Extras: Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Tom Byron, Bill Bailey, Charity Bangs, Sophie Dee, Angel Vain, Trinity St. Clair, Christian XXX, Kaci Starr (I), Holly Marie Bryn, Kennedy, Trina Michaels, Shay Golden
Critical Rating: AAAA
You bring the wieners, we'll supply the buns! It's the sext generation.
This DVD hits the ground running, with naked birthday girl Kaci Starr watching Bill Bailey shove a buttplug up a naked partygoer's ass before she takes offense at Christian dozing poolside and wakes him up with a spray gun on a hose. The porn stars get together in pairs and threes, playing with sex toys and pool toys and each other as the camera-wielding Seymore swings his camera around to keep up. There is some interesting action as the traditional "blow out the candles on the birthday cake" is complemented by "eat the cake off each other." Occasionally the action moves indoors, as if that makes a difference.
A post-party postscript where Sophie Dee and Shay Golden try to master giant anal toys and wind up in a three-way with Christian (who "forgot his shorts at the pool party") closes things out with a bang.
The continuity sucks, with the sun changing position and overcast differing with bright sunlight shot-to-shot, but if you're looking for continuity maybe you picked up the wrong movie.