Released: Jun 07th, 2012
Running Time: 128 Min.
Director: Andre Madness
Company: Adam & Eve Pictures
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Footage, Bonus Scenes, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Bobbi Starr, Eric Masterson, James Deen, India Summer, Alexis Ford, Bill Bailey, Ryan McLane, Michael Vegas, Brooklyn Lee
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Parody - Drama
America's most loved (and hated) television family is back—this time in triple-X glory! This horny homage follows the carnality and corruption of the infamous Ewing oil dynasty. From J.R.'s evil antics to Sue Ellen's over-the-top drama to Lucy's constant craving for cock ... all your favorites are back and in on the action!
Top ‘80s prime time soap Dallas followed the trials, tribulations and exploits of the oil tycoon Ewing family and starred Larry Hagman as the villain who everyone loved to hate—J.R. Ewing. This very lightly comic/mostly dramatic parody directed by Andre Madness stars Eric Masterson as J.R., and he’s a slick, cold villain, but James Deen’s performance as family good guy Bobby Ewing really rings true to the source. The top female cast here makes stocking this loaded two-disc set a no-brainer.
Deen comes out of the shower—a la Patrick Duffy—to get it on with MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year India Summer in a rollicking vag scene. AVN Female Performer of the Year Bobbi Starr plays Sue-Ellen, J.R.’s drama queen wife, and gets her pussy plowed passionately by cowboy bar pickup Michael Vegas. AVN Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee gets her pussy fucked by Masterson, and his “little J.R.” spews a load on her pretty face.
Adam & Eve contract performer Alexis Ford (who has since become a free agent) does two lusty boy/girl vag scenes—one with toe-sucking ranch hand Bill Bailey and the other with college professor Ryan McLane.