Released: Mar 01st, 2007
Running Time: 101
Director: Donna Marie
Companies: X-Cast Entertainment, American Xcess
Cast: Tony James, Faye Rampton, Avalon, Suzie Best, Pascal White, Dougie Load, Donna Marie, Jay (I), Angel Long
Critical Rating: AAAA
The title of this British import makes less than no sense when you consider there are only 10 performers and five scenes in the whole DVD. With those numbers, 12 is not possible in any kind of mathematical way. Still, maybe it refers to some other more obscure statistic.
Donna Marie, the title's directress, starts with a solo masturbation; she talks dirtier (and with more emotive passion) than most other girls on either side of the pond. She vibes her cooter and moves to the pooter, ushering in the first boy-on-girl scene.
Avalon, a self-proclaimed party girl (or, as her angry man puts it, a "slag") sucks dick on a blue sofa before Jay impales her ass with his cock; and Donna lezzes out with small-breasted Angel Long.
A better girl-on-girl affair follows, with Avalon returning to seduce a Minnie Driver look-alike with her big, pale breasts; and Donna gets d.p.'d to close.
Retailing: The British are cumming! The British are cumming!