Pat Myne has had many of his sexual encounters captured on camera, but not all of the footage has had a chance to induce turgidity in his fan base. These nuggets were shot between 1999 and 2003, but make their public debut here. Viewers can watch Myne's tattoo collection expand as he works his way through an appealing collection of young lovelies including loud slurper Obsession and double anal accommodating Ashley Long.

Myne's cock winds up in a lot of pretty asses and his spit sometimes manages to wind up there, as well – although it sometimes lands on fellow male performers. It rarely winds up anywhere useful for lubrication, but this is porn and not real sex, after all, so it's all good – for those who dig guys spitting on girls? lower extremities.

Whatever something called "instant popshot access" on the cover means, it's nowhere to be found on the disc.

Retailing: An after dinner Myne for those seeking a retrospective of his skill.