The back of the "director's cut w/Bonus ?Skylar's Fantasy?" box speaks truth when it says "It seems every time you turn around someone who owns a camera and a PC is creating their own adult movies." What it doesn't say is that sometimes that's not necessarily a good idea.

The pencil-thin mustache of a plot has Skyler refusing to take an amateur porn facial but agreeing to an impressively butt-reddening and mark-leaving spanking after fondly remembering – or imagining – a spanking that includes a rectal thermometer. The "bonus" is the butt-reddening and mark-leaving spanking and rectal thermometer scene without the plot padding.

Camera angles sometimes veer off into startling directions without warning. Transitions are abrupt, and it's really not clear if Skylar's "fantasy" is a fantasy or a memory.

Retailing: The rectal thermometer will attract ass play and medical fetishists.