Released: Aug 08th, 2012
Running Time: 148 Min.
Director: Ralph Long
Company: Mike Hunt Inc.
Distribution Companies: Juicy Entertainment
DVD Extras: None
Cast: Adam Wood, Tara Knightly, Anissa Kate, Jessie Rogers, Eric Jover, Filthy Rich, Nena Linda, Ralph Long, Joclyn Stone, Valentino (I), Ava Devine, Ariel Storm
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Parody - Comedy
Ralphie is us up to no good when he sleeps with the wrong man's wife ... now he must battle his zombified best friend while getting his dick wet along the way! From a four-year hiatus, Nena Linda gets in some compromising positions. Ralphie will stop at nothing until he's sucked and fucked his way to victory in "Big Trouble in Porn Valley"!
Ralph Long does a slight adaptation of the Kurt Russell action flick Big Trouble in Little China here. Long battles Adam Wood and gets laid along the way, after Wood breaks into Long’s bar and turns the house brew into a zombie-making concoction. There’s some genuinely funny stuff here, and the no-budget antics along with the good sex make this very stockable.
In Paris, Long gets hot gloryhole action and anal in a bathroom stall from big bust MILF Ava Devine. French nurse Anissa Kate services Long orally after he gets shot in the ass by Wood, and they have some fine vag sex when he should be convalescing. Kate takes a load across her lovely, big jugs. Nena Linda and Ariel Storm give Long fine head after meeting him at his bar and finding him irresistible.
Valentino acts as Long’s sensei, and treats himself to oral and vag from bitches Joclyn Stone and Tara Knightly at the suggestion of balding pimp Filthy Rich after teaching Long how to fight. Jessie Rogers showers and plays with her pussy, and has her life saved from a zombie by Long before he gets to fuck her sweet snatch.