Released: Sep 26th, 2012
Running Time: 150 Min.
Director: Van Anderson
Company: Tom Byron Pictures
Distribution Companies: Evolution Distribution
DVD Extras: Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Billy Glide, Tommy Pistol, Katja Kassin, Alexandra Silk, Cytherea, Jerry (I), Ralph Long, Veronica Avluv
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: MILF, Squirting
Get a raincoat, because it's the squirting edition of "Seasoned Players"! There's nothing like a seasoned pro. These ladies are some of the best in the biz, and they're ready to prove why at a moment's notice. See why this series has won multiple awards!
A multiple AVN Award-winning series known for its enthusiastic celebration of porn’s elder stateswomen, Seasoned Players is back again. And though the Tom Byron-originated series doesn’t feature the Lord of Asses, it does have some mighty fine ladies, all relatively seasoned: only one (Cytherea) was born after 1980.
What’s exciting about Volume 17 is a little something these women share ... aside from the ability to remember America before the Reagan revolution. We’re talking the real trickle-down effect: Each and every one of them is a squirter. In fact, it’s safe to call Cytherea and Veronica Avluv true gushers, as reliable as Old Faithful, whether they’re pleasuring themselves or getting drilled like the Arctic tundra.
Each scene starts with a leisurely chat that quickly hones in on the performer’s unique abilities. Two of the women—Alexandra Silk and Katja Kassin—are self-taught ejaculators, whereas Avluv and Cytherea are naturals, but nobody disappoints.
Avluv’s teasing interview stands out: Her big brown eyes are mesmerizing; her body is languid and graceful as she demonstrates with precision how to stimulate her G-spot. Also tops is Cytherea’s romp with Jerry—a vigorous workout that leaves the tiny brunette drained and begging for a beverage. Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink.