Released: Jan 25th, 2012
Running Time: 82 Min.
Director: Van Anderson
Company: DreamZone Entertainment
Distribution Companies: Vantage Distribution
DVD Extras: Bonus Movie, Bonus Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Jayden Jaymes, Holly Michaels, Ralph Long, Britney Amber, Earl Slate, Evan Stone, Derrick Pierce, Raylene, Billy Glide, Gigi Loren
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Parody - Drama
In the near future, a second American Civil War leaves the country a dark and desolate place, an ideal landscape for mercenary-for-hire Barb Wire. Her latest mission is to find a runaway prostitute and bring her home. But the recluse hooker and her parents aren't who they say they are. It's up to Barb to figure out who the good guys are and save the day. And as far as the bad guys are concerned, they better not call her "babe."
It's 2019, the U.S. is a war zone and Dark Horse Comics heroine Barb Wire (Britney Amber) lives more or less in the middle of it—and grabbing sex when they can seems to be the rule, as when hooker Jayden Jaymes blows Derrick Pierce in a dark alley, then gets busted by hooker licensing cop Ralph Long, who gets a freebie that includes cowgirl, mish, doggie, sidesaddle and spoon, with a pop to her pussy, on a discarded couch. But when Long tries to snag one of Jayden's teeth (or possibly her tongue) as a souvenir, Britney comes along and blows his head off—literally.
Britney then takes Jayden to a strip club she owns, though when Jayden asks how she could afford it, Britney's less-than-optimal reply is, "I worked for a living; you should try it sometime."
Seems that Britney is actually a bounty hunter as well as a hooker, and she's captured Jayden to return her to her parents—but when it's discovered that the "parents" are fakes, "mom" Raylene claims she's a member of "the resistance" and that they need Jayden for some undisclosed reason, so Britney decides to torture the couple ... with sex.
First, Britney grabs "dad" Earl Slate's cock and jacks it off, while barmaid Gigi Loren has Raylene suck on her tits. Britney applies her mouth to Earl's cock while Raylene becomes the aggressor in the girl/girler. The gals rub pussies in scissor position while Britney mounts Earl in reverse and soon lets him inside her horsie style, while the gals continue licking each other, engaging in a bit of facesitting and 69 on the couch. Earl fucks Britney missionarily on a pair of barstools, then cums on her tits as the gals masturbate each other to orgasm.
Suddenly Britney's ex-boyfriend Billy Glide shows up as yet another resistance member, and wants Britney to take out the evil Prizer (Evan Stone), whose DNA was cloned after Britney dropped him out of an airplane. And surprise, surprise: It turns out that Jayden was Prizer all along!
A fight ensues between the guys and Britney, while Raylene pursues Evan and shoots him in the thigh (or possibly his balls; it's tough to tell). But Billy and Britney decide to make up in the best way, including oral pleasuring from each, cowgirl and reverse, spoon and doggie before he coats her chin with his splooge.
But Evan is even trickier than anyone thought, and manages to kill everyone except Britney, who vows to suit up and track him down. Need we say, "To be continued"?