Mark Wood introduces us to impressive young newcomers in Wasted Youth 5. Some of the scenes begin with surreal, vignette-style set-ups - and we love Wood's deadpan delivery. He's porn's Steven Wright.

He plays pimp to Nikki Kane's back alley ho, whip-cracking director to lippy starlet Alexa Jordan and suspicious boyfriend to Rebecca Lane. Lane makes an impressive showing with her petite curvy frame. Michael Stefano turns in typically outstanding work on Hannah West. And Claudia Downs is a punky platinum blonde with teenage curves who submits completely to Jean-Claude Batiste and acquiesces on camera to taking him in the butt.

Pre-nom: Best Gonzo Release.

Retailing: No youth was wasted for this title.