Released: Jun 18th, 2013
Running Time: 109 Min.
Director: Barrett Blade
Company: Wicked Pictures
DVD Extras: Bonus Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Eric Masterson, Samantha Saint, Danny Mountain, Teal Conrad, Mr. Pete, Jessa Rhodes, Keni Styles, Anna Morna
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Five young and reckless beauties from different walks of life take on the system and get more than they bargain for. Fast girls go "all in" for the quick buck by knocking over an easy target—but find out things aren't always what they seem. Smoking hot girls, car crashes and mind-blowing sex collide in this visual masterpiece that will leave you breathless!
Take Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and add in some grindhouse movie features, a little rockabilly and some cowpunk for good measure, and you get Bikini Outlaws, the latest from Wicked Pictures.
Directed by Barrett Blade, Bikini Outlaws is the tale of four bad girls who get even badder when they decide to commit a heist. The movie starts at the end, then backtracks through the story of what got each girl—Samantha Saint, Jessa Rhodes, Anna Morna and Teal Conrad—to that moment.
Disappointment in men and a love of money bring this girl gang together to pull off the theft, and it’s no wonder that they celebrate together with a little girl orgy on top of the money. Each of them takes turns ravaging the others, and Anna Morna even breaks out a strap-on to add to the fun.
Each of the beauties is then featured in an individual sex scene that relates her story. First up is Anna, who dons a naughty schoolgirl costume to cater to the whims of Danny Mountain. After he fucks her senseless in a hotel room, she starts to count the money he’s paid, only to find out he’s trying to rip her off.
In the case of Teal Conrad, she needs to goad boy toy Mr. Pete into satisfying her sexually, but when he turns back to his video games as soon as the deed is done, she punishes him before storming out the door.
Jessa Rhodes is a stripper with Eric Masterson as a client who, after a romp in the back room of the club, learns he needs to respect her a little more.
And Samantha Saint is the glue that binds them. The girlfriend of drug dealer Keni Styles, she decides to take what she considers to be her fair share after he seems willing to pimp out her body to another man and also cut into her action of the drug trade.
While it might seem like the movie is a bunch of vignettes strung together, they blend together well and really convey a story. The sex scenes are hot, and really add to the background of each of the girls. It might have been nice to see one more sex scene with the girls together at the end of the movie, but at least we could go back to the start and enjoy Bikini Outlaws from the beginning again.
Bikini Outlaws is a nice departure from the romantic comedy porn that's flooding the shelves these days, and it's a stellar example of how Barrett Blade is really starting to find his voice as a director.