Released: Jan 30th, 2008
Running Time: 127 Min.
Director: Jim Powers
Company: JM Productions
Cast: Ashley Blue, Jamie Elle, Seth Dickens, Madison Young, Heather Gables, Dirty Harry, Swiss Balls, Herschel Savage
Critical Rating: AAA
Ashley Blue's Girlvert series keeps chugging along, despite constant rumors of each being the last. In the latest episode, our intrepid heroine finds herself at a Las Vegas whorehouse. In flashback, we see Ashley pimped out by her piece of shit dad Herschel Savage, and throat-gagged and ass-fucked by brutal businessman Dirty Harry. Small wonder she snaps and becomes a domineering bitch bent on verbally abusing spoiled filthy whores like Heather Gables - a happy ending because the customers just love it.
It's always fun watching whatever fine mess our Girlvert gets herself into - but this one is a little phoned-in. Ashley seems like she's fumbling for dialogue, especially in her trash-talk three-ways. Overall, she looks tired. It could be a character choice, and we love the Girlvert, but she certainly does look like she needs a vacation. Girlvert in Hawaii, perhaps?
Retailing: Stock with the rest of the series - Ashley Blue will always sell.