Thank goodness for Eastern Europe. Due to a couple generations of war, oppressive politics and a stagnant communist economy, the women there apparently know the value of all things and offer up their sphincters for a few greasy American greenbacks. Thank glasnost or whatever the hell those commies called it when the wall fell.
The opening three-way with Britney and Angel Spice shows that these Eastern Bloc chicks know a thing or two about butt sex.
Better, the last scene features a girl named Natalie who has a "V" shaved into her bikini area. Just in case customers get confused, that stands for "vagina."
Pre-nom: Best Foreign Release.
Retailing: Euro-sex for the ages.
- Don Casitas

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