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Director: Jordan Septo
Company: DreamZone Entertainment
Distribution Companies: Vantage Distribution
DVD Extras: Bonus Footage, Bonus Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Seth Gamble, Bonnie Rotten, Ryan McLane, Brianna Brooks, Derrick Pierce, Kendall Karson, Tommy Pistol, Christy Mack
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Parody - Drama
From the director who brought you "Hairy Twatter," "Laverne & Shirley XXX" and "Welcome Back Kotter XXX" comes "Rambone," in which Bonnie Rotten plays the part of Joan Rambone, a gender-reversed version of everyone’s favorite Green Beret. Other cast members include Ryan McLane, Tommy Pistol, Seth Gamble, Christy Mack, Kendall Karson and Derrick Pierce.
DreamZone Entertainment adds a new dimension to its collection of AVN Award-nominated porn parodies, which heretofore have explored the lighter side in adult spoofs of Karate Kid, Laverne & Shirley and Welcome Back Kotter, among others. This newest title, streeting in January, is a dramatic take on Sylvester Stallone’s 1980s franchise, in which he played John Rambo, a military hero run amok.
In Jordan Septo’s parody, rising adult star Bonnie Rotten is Joan Rambone, a former Special Forces killing machine turned drifter who fights back when she’s pushed too hard by Tommy Pistol’s small-town sheriff. Pistol’s character proves he’s corrupt right off the bat when he accepts sexual favors from a local hooker (Brianna Brooks). But the sheriff gets more than he bargained for after a stop-and-frisk encounter with Rambone. (Pistol indulges in a little grabass—understandable given how alluring Rotten’s ass looks peeking out from her microscopic denim shorts.) After he hauls her into the station in cuffs, she declares a one-woman war on the sheriff, his deputies, and eventually the U.S. military.
This being adult entertainment, though, there’s far less blood than other bodily fluids spilled. Svelte Kendall Karson asks fellow sheriff’s deputy Seth Gamble why he’s never hit on her—and he quickly corrects the oversight in a nice vag sex session. And apparently conducting a manhunt is sexy work, because it gets Special Forces operatives Christy Mack and Derrick Pierce all steamed up—and their hard fuck will do the same for fans of Mack, who looks just as stunning as a blonde.
In the final scene Rotten proves her hardcore mettle with some great athletic anal action, delivered by Ryan McLane as Rambone’s former commanding officer. Shot outdoors in a wooded area, it’s the standout scene here.