Released: Apr 23rd, 2014
Running Time: 190 Min.
Director: Tim Von Swine
Company: Mike John Productions
Distribution Companies: Jules Jordan Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Widescreen
Cast: Claire Robbins, Tim Von Swine, Dahlia Sky (aka Bailey Blue), Veruca James, Savannah Fox, Layla Price
Critical Rating: AAAAA
Veruca asks her portly porn partner to pound her "Irish Guilt" away. A "Frosted Donut" saves the day! Savannah Fox and her hot box can't stop squirting on Swiney's cock. This uber whore always wants more! Don't ask why Dahlia Sky loves anal and taking cream pies. She even swallows a second load, oh my! Layla Price is so nice to take it up the ass and make Swiney cum twice. What a lady! The sex is so hot that he and Claire don't care if the cameras are on, or if he shoots his load in her hair!
Long overlooked for his directing since being under the Jules Jordan Video umbrella, which boasts a bevy of powerhouse directors, Tim Von Swine serves up a title in Totally Unprofessional 3 that not only captures the essence of gonzo porn in its purest state, but is absolutely raw, dirty and amazingly erotic. That’s thanks in large part to the chemistry Swine has with each female performer, all of whom came to casa de Swine in the Valley to be doused with copious amounts of his signature “pig sauce,” and do it with plenty of enthusiasm.
Swine is never at a loss for words with this sexy cast of ladies, a sign of the good rapport he has with them. When it’s time to get it on, he and the ladies are undeniably in sync; particularly in the case of Layla Price, who is totally satisfied after Swine pegs her beautiful blonde asshole in an outstanding scene that’s worth multiple replays. Claire Robbins turns into pure putty in Swine’s hands, and the sparks the two have lead to Swine just owning her and her ass in a gentle, sweet, not-too-rough closing scene. There are also plenty of other strokable moments in between.
The camerawork has never been better in a Swine offering, with the director utilizing several cameras to shoot the scenes at many key, strategic angles that provide plenty of great views of the girls. But not only is this some of the best lensing for a gonzo title this year, the editing is top notch as well. To say the least, this deserves every rave it has received. It’s hard to stand out in the Jules Jordan Video empire, but Tim Von Swine has certainly done so with this incredible release.