It looks like Hill is trying to channel the “weird factor” as the good, the bad and the hung literally play hide the salami — or cucumber, as the case may be. One scene is even played out on an incredibly phony farm set; wherein a straw-hatted farmer gives his little piggies a trip and a half to market.

If there’s an audience for food sex in your town, then by all means give TFF a boost. Otherwise, the release is practically devoid of any authentic heat. In fact, one scene featuring chocolate cake and syrup being used as the lube du jour is downright disgusting.

Retailing: Tranny filler.