Released: Mar 26th, 2008
Running Time: 128 Min.
Director: Jordan Septo
Companies: Venom Digital Media, Juicy Entertainment
Cast: Eva Angelina, Derrick Pierce, Mikayla (I), Audrey Bitoni, Van Damage, Jack Venice, Nikki Benz
Critical Rating: AAAA
Witness the power of the modern celebutard: There's a disclaimer at the beginning of this video to let viewers know that nothing here is based on any actual person.
After all, a lawsuit from a chick like Kim Kardashian who's never actually done anything other than be photographed coming out of nightclubs, having a sex tape on the market and being the subject of a deep-cable "reality" show wouldn't do. That said, this movie isn't bad ... if your customers like dusky sluts with big booties.
While it's sad that our culture has come to this, the three-girl strap-on scene at the end is worth watching.
Retailing: Stock while people still know who Kim Kardashian is.