Let's straighten things out right away by saying that there is not a trace of sex (or even nudity) to be found in this title. It's a low-grade horror film, and not a very interesting one. Wild-eyed Asbestos Felt plays a blue-collar schmuck. After reading some sexy magazine stories his young wife (Courtney Lercara) has written to make money and thinking it's her diary, he is convinced she is cheating on him with various handymen who come to their house. Out come the chainsaws, lawnmowers, machetes and fake blood.

The dialogue and plot is absolutely ponderous, though the gore effects are kinda cool. There's one hilarious scene where Lercara's head becomes a huge pair of lips surrounding a man's head. "Giving head," get it?

Retailing: Low-budget horror, not porn - stock if you carry the former.