Released: Feb 01st, 2003
Running Time: 80
Company: Metropolis Entertainment
Cast: Dave Hardman, Dick Nasty, Gi Gi, Big Bertha, Juan Luna, Janet (I), Jason (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Novelty porn outlets do well to stock it.
Ever get a hard-on in nursing homes? Ever think of bingo night as a potential pick-up joint? Well, then the cellulite city of Hey, Grandma is a Whore 8 may be just what the doctor ordered. These old gals are surprisingly spunky, especially Gi Gi and Janet. And Big Bertha's soft, sagging jugs are 100% natural as they slap her partner in the face. This one proves that old does not necessarily mean prude. Janet even takes on two. She's is a real live wire, tongue fucking her young stallion's bunghole, then getting titty fucked and then taking it in the ass.
Of course, the fucking is hardly athletic, but it's better than you'd expect. How Big Bertha reached her ripe old age and never learned to give a proper hummer is another question.
And as with any good novelty porn, there are plenty of awkward moments for comic relief. Watch Gi Gi try and put her nightgown back on (she has trouble) and listen to Janet's filthy verbal onslaught as Dick Nasty pistons her back door. Very camp.