Considering that the first scene out of the gate features a pop on Kirani’s tits rather than inside her cooch, there’s basically one reason to stock CCP5 — Indian girls. This ethnicity has been long ignored in domestic releases; the time is overdue to get some more hot Indian babes like Priya into the saddle.

All the gals wear traditional Sari robes and sport forehead Bindis. Priya’s the prime hottie, with great curves, liquid-pool eyes and a natural bush. It’s difficult to tell if she’s a hellcat in the sack because the guy she’s with lacks the dynamism to set off her Diwali firecrackers. Still, for her efforts, the release gets an extra half A. Hopefully she’ll meet her match on camera one day. The remaining scenes are average in every possible way. Four out of five contain leaky plumbing.

Retailing: Ethnic.