Released: Sep 01st, 2003
Director: Ron Jeremy
Company: Arrow Productions
Cast: Tony Montana, Mich Igan, Kristarrah Knight, Marie Monet, James Lewis, Don Fernando, Lauren Hall, Chessie Moore, Debi Diamond, Tianna (III), Victoria Paris, Fallon, Blake Palmer, Tamara Lee, Brianna Rai, Eric Monti, Wayne Summers, Cameo (I)
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
The name will sell/rent it, and Paris\' appearance doesn\'t hurt.
In yet another attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the Deep Throat franchise, Victoria Paris has been given the role of "Linda Lovelace," now apparently a famous author of sex advice (which was probably explained in the inaudible opening narration, whose words were drown out by a loud music overlay) after having been fired as a waitress at Wayne Summers' restaurant.
What follows are a lot of top stars trying to give decent sexual performances, all overlaid by some of the twinkiest music ever heard in a porn video. Always-hot Tianna does a decent couch bounce with Tony Montana as Paris peeps and makes notes on her cassette recorder; Paris, looking beautiful as ever, gets laid on the table (horsie, mish) by an unidentified stud; a squirting Fallon chows down on Summers' wiener; Paris dreams a caveman/cavegirl scene with Marie Monet and an uncredited Mich Igan; and an orgy-like classroom scene presided over by Eric Monti and featuring the rest of the cast. And even though she also does a b.j. on Monti in the finale, what a waste of Debi Diamond!
The humor is childish, the music sucks and most of the cast has given better performances elsewhere.