Company: Buttman Magazine Choice
Cast: Savannah Stern, Gaspman, Gianna, Tory Lane, Tom (I), Brandon Iron, Mia Bangg, Others
Critical Rating: AAAA
Specialty Type: Smothering
Few companies have a more storied career of ass worship than Evil Angel and Buttman Magazine. Mia Bang opens with the line that essentially serves as the title’s thesis statement. “Today, you’re going to have to worship my ass and do everything I say…and if you don’t, then I’m just going to have to punish you,” says the beautiful starlet to Brandon Iron. As one can imagine, the “punishment,” in this case, is pretty much just as sexy as the reward. Iron gets a little of both.
As the title implies, the cheeks down South meet the cheeks up North several times during the movie. A bespectacled Tory Lane even reads a book while she’s perched firmly atop a lucky fellow’s face.
Pre-noms: Female Performer of the Year (Mia Bang), Female Performer of the Year (Tory Lane).
Retailing: More face sitting than you can shake your stick at.