Released: Aug 01st, 2003
Running Time: 75
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
Cast: Holly Hollywood, Crystal Carter, Taylor Hayes, Joey Ray, Randy Spears, Kyla Love, Eric Masterson
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Very watchable couples comedy.
Viewers can usually count on Cash Markman to deliver an entertaining comedy and the current vid is no exception.
The plot has Randy Spears doing an incredibly stupid thing: He gets the first name of his girlfriend, Taylor St. Claire, tattooed on his cock. (Could Markman have been inspired by the old joke, where one woman says to her friend, "You won't believe it, but my boyfriend has the word 'swan' tattooed on his penis!' The girlfriend says, "This, I've got to see." Next day the girlfriend reports back, "You were right; he does have a tattoo - but you were wrong about the word. It's 'Saskatchewan.'")
In any case, as was inevitable, Spears' girlfriend dumps him almost immediately - but not, of course, until he's banged her pussy doggie and mish style, and reamed her butt for good measure. So Spears is left with no girlfriend - and a tattoo that's impossible to hide from those with whom he might be intimate.
"No problem," says pal Eric Masterson. "Just find another girlfriend named Taylor."
The only other Taylor Spears knows is Taylor Hayes, an old flame from high school, but when he calls on her, she's about to make it with Joey Ray (mish, doggie), so he has to settle for an attempt with a stripper of the requisite name. Trouble is, the babe (Crystal Carter) digs Eric instead, and Spears bows out as she takes Masterson to her dressing room for doggie and reverse cowgirl.
Finally, Spears catches Hayes alone, makes his move, and the pair end up on the couch with doggie and sidesaddle lovin'...and a "surprise ending" that we won't reveal here.
Also on board are Holly Hollywood and Kyla Love (better known these days as Nicole LaChelle) in a decent girl/girler.