Released: Aug 01st, 2003
Running Time: 80
Director: Mellon Beaucamp
Cast: Kat Kleevage, Anthony Hardwood, Joel Lawrence, Dick Tracy, Misty Mendez, Kiyana, Hunter Scott, Johnny Thrust (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
Misty Mendez outperforms her peers by a long shot.
Loosely based on the television show from the late '70s and early '80s featuring a cook named Mel who owns a diner full of ditzy waitresses, Big Boob Diner is long on farce, but short on sizzling sex. Three of the four scenes are average at best, with only one rising above the pack.
That scene is saved for last, as flustered Misty Mendez, who is the last in a chain of waitresses to explain that they are out of the world famous meatloaf because the cook is fucking one of the waitresses in the meatloaf pit, gets down with a German visitor intent on dining on something. Mendez really smolders, as she looks into the camera with her sultry eyes as she climbs aboard the German's cock, and then rides it to their mutual, squealing joy.
The rest is only average, which lends Big Boob Diner the aura of one of those tapes that you might not be able to remember the morning after you watch it. The camp is less than funny, although they deserve props for trying, but in the end you're going to find just the one scene that causes any heat.