Released: Jun 01st, 2003
Running Time: 100
Director: Allessandro del Mar
Company: Private U.S.A.
Cast: George Uhl, Francesco Malcom, Greg Centauro, Alex Weix, Angela (I), Sandra Russo, Delphine, Tina Time, Maya Gold, Sebastian Barrio, Frederica, Maria (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Another top of the line entry that Private fans will gobble up (though beware that the cast listed on the box is not the cast within).
After opening with a murder scene, we cut to a boat, where two deck-swabbers get to pecker-swab a hot little blonde. They anally pound her from all angles, jamming every orifice, until she okays a d.p. finish and winds up with a gooey mustache.
The cabin boy is bummed out that he missed all the action (his jerky boss wouldn't let him partake), but soon gets to have his comeuppance by cumming up in a coupla smokin' blondes via a reverse cowgirl thrusting, nailing one on a boat and one in a mansion. Judging by this and the next coupla scenes, reverse cowgirl seems to be the position of choice in France.
We learn that our little cabin boy manages to fuck his way into three magical wishes granted by a powerful jewel. First, he buys the boat from his mean boss (take that, cock-blocker!!!). Then he celebrates by throwing his own orgy on said vessel, where a gaggle of gals gobble a gathering of girth and gulp a gallon of goo.
Next, he gets a million dollars, courtesy of a rich bitch he bones anally (reverse cowgirl seems to be the position of choice in France) and takes over a tourist agency, later granting himself an unlimited credit card. Wow!
All this courtesy of the mysterious black man with the white beard that grants him five wishes. He plans on only using only four wishes and then throwing the magic stone away, but gets shot by a thief before he has the chance (hence the opening murder).
Throughout, various hot couples frolic and fuck by the sea and everything gets anal and everyone is beautiful and everything is grand. Man, if only life were like an Allessandro del Mar picture...