Released: Jun 01st, 2003
Running Time: 90
Director: Cash Markman
Company: Simon Wolf Productions
Cast: Angel Cassidy, Cassie Marie, Dick Smothers Jr., Randy Spears, Talon (I), Jeremy Steele (I), Bridgette Kerkove, Venus (I), Cindy Crawford, Teanna Kai
Critical Rating: AAAA
Wall to wall, couples, anybody with a copy of AVN under their arm.
Dick Smothers, Jr. is a porn critic who can't get laid to save his life in this clever variation on Play It Again, Sam. Ron Jeremy takes the Bogart role, the seen-it-all-done-it-all father figure/advisor to the hapless Smothers. He plays "Ron Jeremy." Smothers takes Jeremy's lessons to heart and winds up bedding the pornchick of his dreams.
Clever Markman script is well shot by Director of Photography Toni English. George Kaplan's turn as a blowhard Walter Burns-esque editor demanding 63 reviews a day is a highlight, as is Jeremy's turn advising a reluctant Smothers as he tries to pick up hottie Cindy Crawford.